White collar crimes in the Financial World

Snehamoy Mukherjee


March 29th, 2012

To truly understand what is amiss in the world of Banking and Financial Institutions, one needs to go back and re-read the William Shakespeare classic – The Merchant of Venice. The most important take-away from the story for our purposes here is the greed of Shylock and shows that historically people who lend money have always shared the same wanton greed and exploitative nature. The urge to exploit laymen who do not understand the wider implications of a loan with its associated package of fine prints, has been there for ages. It is not a new age phenomenon from the hallowed portals of Wall Street.

At risk of great oversimplification and unapologetic plagiarism, I am reprinting below an authorless article that has travelled the length and breadth of the internet on how Financial Institutions have led themselves and their consumers on the path of ruin. To say the least, it reeks of recklessness and depravation beyond normal rational human behaviour. To say the least, it is a classic example of white collar crime for which our judicial systems are simply too outdated to have any precedent or law for handing out punishment. The so called Financial Regulatory authorities are themselves unprepared, or as in many countries on many occasions, themselves hand in glove with the perpetrators of such crimes.

Helga is the proprietor of a bar. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. Helga keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting
the customers’ loans).

Word gets around about Helga’s “drink now, pay later” marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Helga’s bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in town. By providing her customers freedom from immediate payment demands, Helga gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages.

Consequently, Helga’s gross sales volume increases massively. A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognizes that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Helga’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern, since he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral!!!

At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions, and transform these customer loans into DRINKBONDS. These “securities” then are bundled and traded on international securities markets. Naive investors don’t really understand that the securities being sold to them as “AA” “Secured Bonds” really are debts of unemployed alcoholics. Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb!!!, and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation’s leading brokerage houses.


One day, even though the bond prices still are climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Helga’s bar. He so informs Helga. Helga then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons, but being unemployed alcoholics they cannot pay back their drinking debts. Since Helga cannot fulfil her loan obligations she is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and Helga’s 11 employees lose their jobs.

Overnight, DRINKBOND prices drop by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the bank’s liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community. The suppliers of Helga’s bar had granted her generous payment extensions and had invested their firms’ pension funds in the BOND securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds.

Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.

Fortunately though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multibillion dollar no-strings attached cash infusion from the government. The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class, non-drinkers who’ve never been in Helga’s bar !

The above was Helga’s fictional story, but it gives a wonderful sense of the treacherous business of bonds, securities and derivatives at stock markets in which innocent people end up investing through so called expert investors and fund managers.

To read more facts than fiction, here is an article which talks about Bank of America and modern day “Shylocking” at its best – http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/bank-of-america-too-crooked-to-fail-20120314

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